The Runcible Spoon's 10th issue--where if issues were years, this crazy thing would be a decade old and we'd be gifting each other presents of tin--is all about the most important meal of the day: BREAKFAST. Highlighting mostly recipes that you would in no way ever want to make at home (plus a few that would) the issue is jam-packed with sorta-useful morning-meal inspiration.

In this issue:
+ A tour of D.C.'s most awesomely disgusting venues for cheap and/or free coffee by Panda Head's Morgan Hungerford West
+ Poetry guessing at what the presidents may have eaten for breakfast in their day
+ A guide to making omelettes while dreaming by international funnyman Chris Scott
+ A meditation on the importance of egg cups
And much, much more.